you got 5 minute ban and have cried about it non-stop for 24hours, man up FFS. I got one month for pointing out the picture of Hiag that milk posted, which got him a couple of days ban, had been one that Hiag had put up previously, which completely nulified any possible legal complaint he may have. I bitched for about 3 posts (4 if you include this one) in a year.
wrong thread https://www.not606.com/threads/its-my-birthday.377305/ I have put it there for you though, you can thank me later.
I admire you for doing that, mate. But don’t be too hard on Pixie. He likes being my bitch. That’s why he hasn’t logged off.
brb is going to be fuming when he reads that comment. I hope he’s taken his meds, because I wouldn’t want to be standing in Pixie’s shoes when brb reads it. Not that Pixie’s shoes fit me. Too big for me. They’re size 28 ffs!
What do your two kids (aged 6,12, and 17) think about you fantasising about having a man as your bitch - do they think you are a sad sack like the rest of us
Not at all. See, both my boys are intelligent. They are able to sift "being serious" from banter. I used to be an idealist, but now I accept that not everyone is able to do that. Anyway... back to my Gooner bitch... Do you want me to slap her until she performs?
No we want you to slap yourself until you stop coming off like some creepy ****ing rent boy hiring sex offender.....ya mad mad bastard