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Torture

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    The cowboy says that the rock really needs to get a girlfriend.
     
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  2. BH1972RFC

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    The Rock doesn't need one lady.

    The Rock can have any lady the Rock chooses.

    Can I get a hell yeah?
     
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  3. Kyle?

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    No, you can't. You're not in the band HELLYEAH (great band by the way, very underrated, it's got Vinnie Paul from PanterA on drums)
     
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  4. BH1972RFC

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  5. jerseymackem

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    I'm onto you, CIA boy. Don't worry, Eddie, I'll handle this one :bandit:
     
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  6. Glesgabhoy67

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    <laugh><laugh>

    I'm not with the CIA, I'm with the bad guys :bandit:
     
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  7. Minty Fresh

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    I don't see the point in even trying to hold out. Their going to torture you until they get the information so I'd just give it to em' straight away.
     
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  8. Glesgabhoy67

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    I remember hearing about an old guy who had been in the (most likely the SAS, but didnt say) during the second world war, he had perfect teeth apart from 2 missing and got into a conversation with my uncle (his dentist) about it. My uncle asked why he had two missing despite having otherwise perfect teeth and he had said the Nazi's took them whilst trying to get information from him during the war. So my uncle asked if he had held out and he said no, I had told them everything before they even took the teeth, they took them for good measure the bastards <laugh>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've been trained in torture/interrigation resistance so I'd last about 30 seconds.
     
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  10. RebelBhoy

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    Interrigation? Is that waterboarding?

    Little joke there for the fans of spelling based puns.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh>

    When I hear of waterboarding I always think of this:

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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The problem with that is they still have to torture you to verify what you willingly told them.

    The best thing is not to get caught. :bandit:
     
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  13. -jordan-

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Hugh Briss

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    [video]http://www.muzu.tv/gb/king/torture-music-video/56197/[/video]

    See if you can stand this! <laugh>
     
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  15. Bhoy From Brum

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    <ok>

    No ordinary person would last a few seconds of torture.

    There are gangs round here who into kidnapping drug dealers & ripping off their toes unless they hand over all the money & drugs they have.

    **** that.
     
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