What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Mrs deffo wants the D later.

 

****ing hate ***gots

 

Veg curry for supper.

 

Smashed them for lunch today.

 

Did you take them out of the packet first?

 

Just found a dead baby rat on my drain cover.

Expecting sucky to turn up throw a piece of cheese on it and ban everyone from this thread.

 

Where the fook is Tootsie, accidently put himself through the meat mincer

 

i'm here mate. Been working down Boro so get in later.

 

@luvgonzo will dispose of it for you mate.

He’s an expert in rodent cremation.

 

We've had two dead mice left just outside the house by our killer cat in the past couple of days. They're gifts to us, bless him.

 

One of our eats the heads, found out they do it to clean their teeth.

 

Yeah, ours does that sometimes. One of our old cats once brought in a half dead wood pigeon. That was pretty grim.

 

****ing moggies

 

I did a video with the Game of Thrones music attached.

 

post it, we want to see the brave little fellas viking type funeral.

 

Just had a tin of mackerel with buttered crusty bread for brunch.

 

You sick ****!

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brb chasing me around the threads like ****ing Benny Hill

He'll ban me from this one next. I can see why Fosse called him Barbie now, he's having a proper blonde diva day today

 

In the office or at home?

 

And sweetcorn