Kebabs

Hush now.

 

We all were.I remember when I lived at home after a night out and a kebab my mum nearly throwing up with the stench in the bedroom next morning,true story.

 

Could you translate that into proper English please Mick, like wot I does.

Thanks in advance.

 

Smelly bedroom from beer and kebab breath,how's that?

 

Your mum's bedroom or yours?

 

That's a bit personal, SpongeMon.

 

Reminds of a joke,

I phoned the boss a few weeks ago and said " I won't be in today,I'm feeling sick"
He asked "how sick are you?"
I replied "I'm in bed with my sister".

 

Me - hello doctor, I've injured myself whilst f.ucking dogs
Doctor - good god man, how low can you get?!
Me - oh, a Dachshund or a Chihuahua

 

Keep ‘em coming lads

 

Word is the beer and kebab smell was overwhelmed by the stench emitting from his Ma's fanny.

Bit harsh IMHO

 

Does anyone actually eat those jumbo pickled peppers that get dumped on top of your kebab? Judging by the numbers of peppers discarded on the floors outside kebab shops I don't think they are that popular.

 

I love those pickled peppers.

Never had one in a kebab tho.

Hope this helps

 

Fairly partial to a plate of the meat (?) with grated carrots and tomatoes; good filling meal and inexpensive.

Usually discover that the grub is served by a tasty dusky piece of tail!

 

PLEASE JUST **** OFF YOU NAZI BASTARD.

 

Are you Peter Piper?

 

I have a jar of them in the fridge, nuff said.

 

Getting a kebab at an new establishment is like playing Russian roulette with 5 bullets in the chamber. They are more often than not horrendous but you occasionally come across a good un.

 

Last bought a Kebab in 2000. Didn't get to eat it because i got into a row with my ex and left the kebab lying on a radiator in student accommodation.

@Toby can finish it if he can find it.

 

I'm a vegetarian, so no.

Also, the likelihood of that story being true is very, very low.

 

At least put it in the bin ffs