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Kebabs

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 10, 2019.

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What is your kebab of choice?

Poll closed Jun 6, 2022.
  1. Doner

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  2. Shish

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  3. Kofte

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  4. Shawarma

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Vegetable

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Fruit

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  7. **** off Gas, you ****

    5 vote(s)
    41.7%
  8. Other, please specify

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hush now.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    We all were.I remember when I lived at home after a night out and a kebab my mum nearly throwing up with the stench in the bedroom next morning,true story.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Could you translate that into proper English please Mick, like wot I does.

    Thanks in advance.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Smelly bedroom from beer and kebab breath,how's that?
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Your mum's bedroom or yours?
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    That's a bit personal, SpongeMon.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Reminds of a joke,

    I phoned the boss a few weeks ago and said " I won't be in today,I'm feeling sick"
    He asked "how sick are you?"
    I replied "I'm in bed with my sister".
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Me - hello doctor, I've injured myself whilst f.ucking dogs
    Doctor - good god man, how low can you get?!
    Me - oh, a Dachshund or a Chihuahua
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Keep ‘em coming lads <laugh>
     
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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Word is the beer and kebab smell was overwhelmed by the stench emitting from his Ma's fanny.

    Bit harsh IMHO
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone actually eat those jumbo pickled peppers that get dumped on top of your kebab? Judging by the numbers of peppers discarded on the floors outside kebab shops I don't think they are that popular.
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I love those pickled peppers.

    Never had one in a kebab tho.

    Hope this helps
     
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  13. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Fairly partial to a plate of the meat (?) with grated carrots and tomatoes; good filling meal and inexpensive.

    Usually discover that the grub is served by a tasty dusky piece of tail!
     
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  14. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    PLEASE JUST **** OFF YOU NAZI BASTARD.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Are you Peter Piper?
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I have a jar of them in the fridge, nuff said.
     
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  17. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Getting a kebab at an new establishment is like playing Russian roulette with 5 bullets in the chamber. They are more often than not horrendous but you occasionally come across a good un.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Last bought a Kebab in 2000. Didn't get to eat it because i got into a row with my ex and left the kebab lying on a radiator in student accommodation.

    @Toby can finish it if he can find it.
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm a vegetarian, so no.

    Also, the likelihood of that story being true is very, very low.
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

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    At least put it in the bin ffs
     
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