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Kebabs

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 10, 2019.

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What is your kebab of choice?

Poll closed Jun 6, 2022.
  1. Doner

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  2. Shish

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  3. Kofte

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  4. Shawarma

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Vegetable

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Fruit

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  7. **** off Gas, you ****

    5 vote(s)
    41.7%
  8. Other, please specify

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Often derided for being the food of choice for pissy-pants at the end of a long night of necking copious amounts of Wife Beater but this much maligned foodstuff needs our love

    I used to frequent Kebab Kid in Fulham and they used to weigh out the meat in their lamb shawarmas, tight c.unts. Having said that their kebabs were lush.

    What is your favourite kebab? Do you go for lamb, chicken or even fish? Extra hot chili sauce or good old fashioned ketchup? Hold the salad or full works including the pickled pepper? Or do you go for a mixture of meats?

    Unless they do a decent shawarma I usually go for a doner with lettuce, cabbage and cucumber, no sauce or I might swap out the doner for chicken shish if I want to be a bit healthier.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I have to agree with the end of a drunken night out.

    Tried one once when sober and it was ****ing awful.
     
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  3. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Lamb Seehk kebab....
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You have to be drunk to even contemplate a doner. A decent shish kebab can actually qualify as gourmet eating if you go to the right place.

    Palmers Green (aka Palmers Greek) in North London is kebab mecca btw.
     
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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Had a kebab from an authentic Turkish restaurant once.

    Was ok

    ftp<party>
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Thanks for sharing
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I love kebabs and kebab shop style salad.
    When out I tend to have lamb shish, all the salad, garlic sauce and no bread.
    At Home I make the salad most weeks and store it in several tubs to have with lunch and/or dinner: pickled cabbage, sliced onion, sliced lettuce, sliced tomatoes and sliced cucumber.
    I make lots of different spicy meats to go with this, jerk chicken is a favourite.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Doesn't your salad go limp?
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It's good for 3 days, lettuce perhaps only 2.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Only ****s and *****s eat kebabs sober.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Any **** that describes anything as, "lush" is a ****ing arsehole. No exceptions.
     
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  12. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    How about Gurt lush? Asking for a friend @gas
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No idea what you are on about, but at least somebody answered me. I can go to bed now.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What's your feelings on describing anything as "plush"?

    Asking for a nosey ****.
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    As in when you do a big floater and it won’t plush?

    Lol here all week folks
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Booooo! Get aff the ****in stage. <grr>



























































    Only kiddin :emoticon-0129-call:
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just as bad as lush. **** off.
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Correct, pal.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    I was a ***** ****ter once then. Oh well, try anything once me!!
     
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