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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Sucky

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    Told yas.
    Dont know his arse from his elbow.

    Simple ****<doh>
     
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    Wish me luck. I'm not big on dates but tonight I'm taking an absolute stunner out <bubbly>
     
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    Good luck mate.

    Stone cold Steve stunners a top bloke
     
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    Sucky, Sep 10, 2019
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    Cheers. If it goes tits up I'll post pics of her <laugh>
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Can't you just post pics of the tits?

    Up or down I'm easy
     
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  6. Sucky

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    I went on a date about 6 years ago, still ****ing on the ****.
     
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    I usually do tbf but this one might be worth more than a bunk up. We'll see...

    she picked the most expensive gaf in town ffs.
     
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    You gonna dip her purse when she goes to the loo?

    Gotta pay for dinner somehow namean saan
     
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    Its £30 for a ****ing fish bro. Someone's getting robbed.

    Sat in the bar waiting drinking rum.
     
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    The plus side is I ****ed her last Wednesday at the bnb she owns <laugh>
     
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    Go get em tiger:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    I thought I ****ed it up tbh, left Thursday morning and asked if she took credit card on the way out. Had to do the walk of shame past 7 tables at breakfast... but she's cool, so we'll see :biggrin:
     
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    should have just sat down & ordered a full english mate.
     
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  14. Sucky

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    He just had one lol
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I thought Kebabs were Turkish <whistle>
     
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    Nah waffles and a bacony taste <laugh> @luvgonzo
     
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    Oh gino oh gino
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    Ginellli

    Aye its a pasta
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    Just clicked it after though

    Banger for real.

    Dickhead<applause>
     
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