Off Topic The Burly Arms

What kind bro? Just wanna know how long they have to live with no water

 

Just put them in the bin and stop worrying.

 

Ask @Matth_2014 he'll know.

 

I can't the old lady next door gave me em and I bet the Mrs they last longer than her.

I ain't losing that fiver mate no way.

Can I spray varnish on them, that'll keep em fresh looking for a few days innit?

 

He's got me on ignore again.

Cos I'm gay and he don't like benders

 

I'll kill the old dear if I have to I need that fiver.

 

Just keep replacing them.

 

Hairspray should keep them rock hard for about 3 years.

 

Yes I do and then I wipe my willie on his beard.

 

Mah niggah

 

Your missus not feeling very well then ?

 

Same old, just needs the D she be fine.

The old lady though we'll she's half a step away from death.

But there's no stairs here so any ideas?

 

*Whoosh....

But yeah, just leap out in front of the old bird and scare her. Her ticker probably won't be able to take the fright.

 

Well that was a good laugh.

@brb why can’t I report posts?

 

Yet you've done the exact same thing to me.

You honestly are the stupidest **** ever to fall out of a vagina, regardless of any disability you truly are a ****ing mong

 

its not looking good as she keeps having migraines

 

I'm gonna last longer than Sucky's flowers bro

 

not once they have been drenched in hairspray - soz mate

 

Because he's stopped me and all my socks from reporting.

 

You only need two socks mate.

Everyone knows that.