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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SaintsForTheWin, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    You beat yourself up about the drinking too much. Some of the best dirties I've ever pulled were on a night out on the sauce.

    Thinking up excuses for them to leave the next morning was always an effort though.

    With a long term girlfriend now though ... those days are gone. <sigh>
     
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  2. Kyle?

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I may try this <laugh>
     
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  4. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    listen to the sex god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Really? You think so? :p
     
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  6. Kyle?

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    similar problem here, but i just can't think of anything to say to a girl. I always make the classic british mistake, and end up talking about the weather. I'm not into all the things that most girls like, such as TV soaps, reality shows etc.
     
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  7. jonathan acworth

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    i get 2 or 3 girls chatting me up every day!i have even had one feel my legs on a bus way home which was quite embarrasing -today someone lifted their skirt up for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we all had an eyefull....................
     
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  8. Nazara

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    stop moaning about drinking, its so pathetic. after a week or so you'll be begging for a bottle. stop feeling sorry for yourself, everyone makes fools of themselves when drunk, its almost natural
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Being a **** is wrong <ok>
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    Bastard. I hate you now
     
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  11. jonathan acworth

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    830 in the sodding morning i think she was a tart she had no nickers on!
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    she was a school girl I bet <ok>
     
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  13. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Stop loitering in the old folks home, that should do the trick<ok>
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    I do that too <grr>

    Of course that fact that I'm an ugly git doesn't help matters
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Cowboy, drink doesn't make a difference. Only high volumes of it does.
     
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  16. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    just got be yourself follow my advice take her out for an evening swap numbers and take it from their good luck
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I've got her number already.
     
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  18. Kyle?

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    I met a nice girl on the train before, and she gave me her number, which i promptly lost (wouldn't be possible anyway, she was from reading, i live in wales). What i lack in looks, i make up for in manners. Nice girls like polite guys i've found. It's the cum dumpsters who love a bad boy.
     
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  19. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    no funny thing was i was comming in with a work colleague say she was in her 30s must have been pissed out of her head mike said you see that then she starts flashing down the street im being serious ,i think she was a tart as we get a lot around my area where i work condoms all over the floor in the car park one morning i counted about 10 all different colours it was like a rainbow filthy ****ers
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Very true. Keep to this philosophy and you will be fine mate <ok>
     
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