Rival watch

Owen shamelessly promoting his new book

I recommend it for anyone who has insomnia

 

Who ghosted this ****e for him?
He should have read it before it was published

 

Hate paddy power but that is

 

It's a spoof surely.

 

120,000 a week and he thanks them with that? What are these footballers thinking?

 

I hope so for him

 

"How can I get some sex?"

"Why don't I earn more money?"

"She'll have sex with me, right?"

"Should I buy another Ferrari/Hummer/Lambourghini?"

"I need a shag."

...pretty much the same as the rest of us.

 

You buy a f****** Hummer

 

My main takeaway from this is nobody wanted to ask Chav fans their opinion

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I love the way we've randomly started turning up in other fanbases rivalries!
3rd in Man City's?! 5th in Southampton's?! Absolutely miles ahead of Millwall in West Ham's?
Also quite funny that Arsenal have Stoke in 4th and Everton seem to just be randomly guessing after Liverpool.

 

If anyone wants to explain Newcastle fans' beef with Villa, I'd love to hear it

 

If they reported what the chav fans said they would be breaking the law, specifically the Equalities Act.

 

I get the main rivalries for all these clubs.
After that, I'm baffled.

EDIT: Except City - Utd are their biggest rivals whatever the surveys say

 

Some of them make sense. The midlands clubs all picking each other, for example.
Brighton and Palace is nonsense, but we all know about it.
Bournemouth and Leeds? It's Leeds. Everton and Newcastle? Nope. Norwich and Boro? Erm...

 

Loving...

• Norwich fans giving Colchester 2nd place - old school baby!;

• the discrepancy between some rivalries - West Ham (82%) v Tottenham (53%) for example;

• Palace are so short of rivals that they had to rope in Watford;

• despite being abhorrent in every respect, Chelsea aren't anybody's main rival - no history, you see.

 

To be fair to the arseholes, I think QPR would probably pick them. Just about. Not a real rivalry, though.
Fulham would be the other obvious geographical choice, but they don't do rivalries. Bloody neutral end!

 

I have no idea if it runs deeper but according to the Newcastle fans I know, I think it stems from the fact that Aston Villa relegated them away at Villa Park when Shearer managed Newcastle for a bit and their fans probably sang something funny and inoffensive to the travelling Geordie faithful at the time to spark a reaction.

There must be something more but they're still all busy being pissed off about that, as far as I'm able to tell.

 

Leeds seem to feature randomly quite a lot.
Rivalry or just general hatred?

 

If/when they get promoted, there will be plenty of both to go round. They are a detestable bunch. The northern Chelsea.