Off Topic The Burly Arms

I'm confused, why are candles in the cupboard? #Health&Safety

Plus what's the use of a cupboard, with a candle just stuck in it

 

I'll ask Mrs luv, I have no idea.

 

Defo some ornimantal woman bullshit. Bet he ain't allowed to light em either

 

Called it

 

It's alright Luv, I'd already guessed it was the lady of the house idea. I shouldn't ask if I was you, you might end up sleeping on your own

 

Spot on, it's some girl thing I'm not allowed to light them.

 

I can imagine Luv tonight sitting on the sofa with his mrs. His eyes will now constantly look up at the candles.....shall i ask her....dare i ask her....

Luv nooooooooooooooooo

 

I'm against anything useless in the house. "Chuck out your Chintz today"
That advert has never left me, plus my old dear was a ****er for **** you wasn't allowed to use.

For example. Ashtrays u can't use = wha the actual ****s that about. Bin it then ffs.

One of her top ten useless buys was a classic.

A heated dog bed. A bed for a dog with an electric blanket thing in it.

For a ****ing siberian huskie.

Yup, I gave her some **** for that one rest her soul

 

Sometimes I have to engineer an argument to get the female out the house for some peace every now and again.

He should light those ****ers at both ends and tell her to go buy some more if she don't like it.

#manfootdown

 

I have a man cave to **** off to if the girls get on my nerves.

 

You mean they send you in there with no sauce on your dinner ( or just feed you dry beans) when you light candles without permission.

 

Well yeah but it has an Xbox and a big tele.

 

So you go in there when they are finished playing on ya Xbox..

 

No, to play on the Xbox.

 

Was taking the piss Luv.. think about it..

 

Do I have to?

 

You play apex? I'm a stone cold killer on that game.

 

I don't do the online stuff, it makes me want to find the ****ers and kill them.

 

No, not unless Boris orders you too, I'm not arsed..

 

What do you do with it then? Bit of an expensive tea coaster lol

What ya playing?