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Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Mar 10, 2019.

  1. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Nobody mentioned sanctioning <whistle>
     
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    I'm no psychologist ... but for me, he just needs to find another interest that stops footie / United being his 'everything' ... preferably a girlfriend. <cheers>
     
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    The problem is he started supporting Utd when they were winning everything, now they're not he's finding it hard to adapt. There are thousands of people like him. There are also thousands of Liverpool fans the same that are 10 years older than Matth.

    He should relax and accept Utd aren't going to win much for a while, and that's fine. He should limit his internet usage to an hour or 2 a day and just go out for a walk etc. I'm sure he'll be surprised at what he'll find. I thought the job at the garden centre might have been the solution, unfortunately it hasn't really helped. He needs to keep trying though until he finds something else he enjoys.

    Being sectioned isn't the answer for a few reasons. Firstly, it costs the government an absolute fortune to section people. Secondly, it will make him worse not get him better. Also, he hasn't done anything (as far as we're aware) to get sectioned.

    A section generally only has the desired effect if that person is at immediate danger to themselves. I don't think Matth is.

    Getting sectioned is a huge responsibility from the government. They don't take it lightly as once sectioned it's usually a big downward spiral from there.

    I don't mind matth myself and I'd quite like to help him. But he needs to help himself first. He knows he can PM me or DM me on Twitter, and he does occasionally. I hope he sorts his **** out tbh.
     
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  4. Stan

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    Sectioned? Behave.
     
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    They should section him.

    In the 3rd Isle next to all the other vegetables :bandit:
     
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    Vegetables are the 1st aisle
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Potatoes
     
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  8. Veg is in the first isle.

    Cabbages are in the third section of the first isle.

    @Suckmyklopp was confused.
     
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    Metths would look more like potato if he was a veg tbh.

    It's the Bald head
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    Where is the fruit
     
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  11. Not sure of the rest of the fruits, but I do know that bananas can often be found up a back passage.
     
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  12. gooner4ever

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    Isle as in a place
    or
    aisle as in a church

    confused.com
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Whatevea trevva
     
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  14. Salford City co-owner Gary Neville is interested in moving the League Two club into Manchester City's Carrington training facility after the demise of previous tenants Bury. (Sun)

    Ffs! Let the corpse stop twitching before you steal the boots, yeah!
     
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    City kicked Bury out of Carrington in July mate, they had been using it rent free and didn't even bother cutting the grass.
     
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  16. Yeah, but still.
     
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    hiag to eager, and yet again looks like a ****.
     
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  18. ****z n gigglz, that's all it ever is.
     
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  19. Diego

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    Neville would never disrespect (gangster term) Bury, his dad and granddad worked for them most of their lives and loved the club.
     
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  20. Yet he never tried to save them?
     
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