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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Luvvy has gone back to the food thread thinking he got away with it.

    EDIT: yeah he just ruined that <grr>
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 31, 2019
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  2. Tobes

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    Didn’t Sucky once admit to shagging a ladyboy?
     
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    Tobes, Aug 31, 2019
  3. PINKIE

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    But actually getting so aroused that you came in it ?

    Mate, no amount of explanation can hide that fact.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 31, 2019
  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    The most stupid thing I did for a bet was steal a car, or at least I attempted to, but I didn't have a ****ing clue what I was doing and just ended up setting off the alarm and we all legged it.

    My mate Geoff was the most hardcore, aside from the aforementioned nose picking, he also licked a piece of dog **** and pissed through someones letterbox, and no ****, the guy is now a ****ing Calvin Klein model, I am not even kidding.....
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    I think that was Skiddy.
     
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    Thought that was @Skylarker
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 31, 2019
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  7. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Hey man, I can close my eyes and think of Christina Aguilera or Geri Halliwell :)
     
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    Bodinki, Aug 31, 2019
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    RubBo dinkis

    That would be a good brand name
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    You guise!
     
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    Didn't Skiddy once admit to marrying a Ladyboy?

    That's got to be the winner
     
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    Spurlock, Aug 31, 2019
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    He might have also admitted it, but I’m sure Sucky fronted it clean out lol.
     
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  12. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    You can be my agent Iggy, I can be your second client after Meth :)
     
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    Bodinki, Aug 31, 2019
  13. Skylarker

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    I've ****ed a few birds in Thailand. I'll never know if they were real or not tbh. They looked very real.... after 10 pints.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 31, 2019
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    3rd client after Luv and Meth you mean
     
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    The cock and bollocks would have given you a clue tbh mate.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 31, 2019
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    That’s a yes then <laugh>
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Anyway... Man Utd will smash Southampton today, surely <whistle>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Sky tryin’ to swerve the Ladyboy banging.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 31, 2019
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  20. Bodinki

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    Jesus I dread to think what line of business Luvvy is in :)
     
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