Off Topic The Burly Arms

Those shoes with skinny jeans ffs.

Oh mate.

 

Smashed

 

The New Forest pub, in Ashurst.

 

On stage, you need to make a statement.

Thinking small isn’t a good idea.

 

We’re still setting up.

 

The statement in this case being what exactly mate?

They’re just pure wrong bruv.

 

Still piling it on eh Tubby.

 

Get the pro version mate, they're cracking.

 

You’re fatter than he is.

 

Mostly ear fat though.

 

Well, the punters seem to disagree with you, Tobias.

Just having some liquid refreshment at the end of the first set.

 

I’m sure they’ve commented on your work shoes mate.

Should have worn some retro trabs bruv.

 

That Skiddy still peddling the same old ****?

I’ve lost over a stone since Chief took that photo.

Going for a long cycle tomorrow, to add to the running, weights and hill walking.

 

I wear all kinds of gear. Depends what mood I’m in.

As the weight comes off, I’ve got a load of my old designer stuff lined up.

 

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“I’ll come and watch the second match so why don’t you see if you can get a lift there, no point in taking two cars.”

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Four hours later:

“You’re drunk”

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What did she expect?

 

Bit of a weird reply.
Looks in pretty decent shape to me