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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 30, 2019.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Keeping it clean for once.

    So from shoulders and above.

    Hairstyles. colour
    Eye colour
    Full or slim lips
    Small face or more plump
    Do nose really count? guess they do if they have a massive one.
    Tanned or lily whit face



    you get the drift.
     
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  2. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    It's all about the eyes and the shape of the eyebrow.
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I find a black bin bag more attractive than a brown paper bag, if that counts?
     
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  4. brb

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    I like mine...

    Chocolate colour
    Flat chested
    Soft but firm bottom
    With an orange bit in the middle

    #JaffaCakes
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    I think your's and my taste will be pretty similar - mine would just be a lot less slutty.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    All about the arse imo. Pert and well rounded does the trick for me.

    Takes all sorts though. Frequent trips to Blackpool back in the day has convinced me that up North, an arse the size of Basingstoke, encased in tight leggings, is the norm. Not really for me, that.

    Oh, and a nose does count a bit, she’d look ****ing odd without one.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Jennifer Lawrence for me, just enough class, just enough slut. Bang on the money.
     
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  8. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    more than 8 columns in her bank balance.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Smile for me. <ok>
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    Depends what mood I'm in really
     
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  11. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    "From the shoulders and above"?

    Arse face <laugh>
     
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  12. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Her... please cover the pic below the shoulders to fit in with the op. Thanks in advance

    0E3F0EC2-776F-488E-80C3-F0DDAF9B7D98.jpeg
     
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  13. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    I agree...If you take the nose ring out she looks very pretty but those tattoos are a mess
     
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  14. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    I’m sure I could get over it <laugh>
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You mean cum over it
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    There's not one specific thing about a bird that makes her attractive to me, I like all the usual stuff, nice arse, nice tits, pretty eyes and a sweet smile. But as long as she ain't a minger, then it's all about spark and personality for me. I like a bird who's confident and witty, and who doesn't take things too seriously.
     
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  17. YAJERK

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Given half a chance
     
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  19. Fox Mulder

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    Spit and drool
     
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