Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

 

Bod ****ed a blow up sheep, full on ejaculation.

 

Wtf?!!

 

My doxxing skills are still good, I put that into google search and what came up suggests he must work for a company named pornhub

 

I've decided against buying a ST just for the derby. ****ing tempting as it is, as I'm sure it would get me a ticket, but paying essentially 450 quid for one game is just ridiculous behaviour.

TV it is I guess

 

Nowt wrong with TV mate, I had to succumb to watching our games that way, looking after one and raising the other.. There will be plenty of opportunities to get that ST again in the future, I'm actually hoping to get to a game this season.. Will choose Gillingham and a beer with @brb

 

Yeah I know mate but never been to Fratton and had I got a ST as intended I'd be going so it's a bit of a hard one to take really.

I blame my brother in law for having another baby. The ****.

 

Somebody please explain this joke to the simpleton in the room

 

I've been there, don't bother, it's ****.

 

Bit different for us mate

 

No, it'll still be ****.

 

Wouldn't expect a Chelsea fan to get it tbf.

 

Yeah, why's that?

 

Especially Bluey!

 

Cos you haven't got a single big rivalry with another club? Loads of mini ones instead.

 

Because you don't have a rivalry with Portsmouth ?

Just a guess like

 

Still doesn't mean the place isn't ****.

 

Pochettino has used his press conference to reassure Spurs fans that he isn't leaving.

"I am not going to walk away after the north London derby," he added.

"I will be here on Monday and Tuesday."

 

I wouldn't be going there to admire the architecture mate.

It's obviously different for us going there than a Chelsea fan.

 

Nothing to do with rivalry, the place is ****.