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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Did you not know that unless you are a Manchester United ''fan'' you are an idiot?
     
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  2. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Its not Bebo, Its Bebe, you remember the homeless portugese that Baconface signed for £8 million, this was after other clubs rejected him for nothing.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I bet you were happy abot Hampshire's outstanding rearguard action, and the fantastic effort by our boys to win it. Well-deserved piss-up last night, made all the sweeter by the white ****e going down.

    Ooooooh Lanky Lanky, Lanky Lanky Lanky Lancashire <cheers>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If it was the opposite, better for her and The Hammer!
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    "So I hear"....................................Yeah, right
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sky. I think you should be speaking to your colleagues about this 'person'. He's got a serious problem <yikes>
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    it's not Elpistoleros magic feet it's King Pepe Reina you remember a brain dead, man united loathing, plastic mickey, ****-wit; whom even liverpool fans rejected for being ...well - nothing!?
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, managed to find one bottle of Thwaites in the supermarket down here to toast them with and supplemented it with a celebratory bottle of Rioja.
    Feeling it now to be honest, had to be celebrated though. I had my brother texting me on his way home from London on the train. Unbeliveable, Any Lancastrian should be marking the achievement.

    Think I'll have couple more tonight!!
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm going round to my football reporter mate's house for a meal tonight. He's a full-on one of your lot, but we'll be celebrating tonight with a good few ales, funny ***s and beef wellington.

    Even though I see myself as a Scouser, when I was born, Liverpool was in Lancashire, so I'm both, and proud of it. I think it's just that ForedeckDave doesn't like cricket.

    Good luck to Warrington tonight as well - yeah, I've been in Woolybackland fron the age of 15!
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Come Liverpool, get the spuds dicked. Ta ra.
     
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  12. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    **** off you scouse ****s.
     
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  13. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    I called you Sun readers because Sun readers are thick. I should have known you lot would try and twist things though, typical ****ing Liverpool fans always trying to play the victim.
     
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  14. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Nice to see we are all still getting along...
     
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  15. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    As opposed to the geordie pisshead that nobody wanted for £1 million that Dalglish signed for £35 million?

    I'd say "Baconface" would feel a little less embarrassed because of this. <ok>
     
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  16. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Ferguson refused to sign Coleen McRooneys fanny because the last bald **** he signed cost him £28 million.
     
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  17. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Not true. had many a fine day at the County Ground Taunton
     
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  18. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Finally you have been forced to tell the truth about your intention in your original post. Pathetic, just truly pathetic
     
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  19. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Terrible. KPR, you're losing it. (whatever IT was.)
     
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  20. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Who we talking about here?

    Whoever it was they probably went on to win more trophies than LFC fans have braincells combined.
     
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