Off Topic The Burly Arms

ypu gotta keep the sugar levels up mate, what with being a big fat bloke.

 

I lied.

It wasn't coke.

It was stout.

It looked like coke.

 

good for ya running mate.

 

Lets hope he lumped ya one ya fat sweaty fantasist.

 

it wasn't a piss up mate. 5 pints hiag went back to his room.

 

NIGGA.

Just watching some vids, but why do they all have black people singing about niggas?

 

It's the iron that keeps me going.

 

up the hammers

 

I was on Twitter earlier and I said that I’m not a massive fan of rap, And I said the only rapper that I’ll listen to is Eminem, Then some people decide to pull the race card out, It’s a joke to be honest.

 

I’m not sure what people are complaining about. It’s not as if Eminem is white, yeah!

If you had wanted to be discriminatory you could have chosen a white rapper, like Dizzy Asshole.

 

Well that will happen when you're a racist mate.

 

Mrs is watching something on i player called three girls.

****ing horrible ****.

 

That’s either a chick flick or lesbian porn.

By your reaction, I’m guessing the former, yeah?

 

It's about 3 girls who fall madly for the lead guitarist in the local rock group.... It's a Serbian film dubbed into Australian slang..

 

Lolz

It's actually about the Rochdale grooming case.

Take ya foot out of ya mouth now mate

 

It's a good watch as it goes, hard hitting as **** as it's a true story... and supposedly very accurate.

Definitely worth a watch though.

 

Ahhhhh .. I thought you were talking about три девојке, which trans ****ing lates to 3 girls in Serbian..

It's a good film, your woman would love it whilst she's shaving your pubes with a flick-knife the lead guitarist in question looks like Jimmy Corkhill so there's a feel home factor for you too.. enjoy bro, just google it..

 

To be fair, it was an easy mistake to make.

 

I actually shave my own pubes with a Bic I've had since my 17th birthday.
It's agony tbh

 

Ooookaaaay...