Off Topic The Burly Arms

He’ll know I stole it then though. I said I didn’t see nuffink.

 

Just say they they were using your shed as a hideout, put a tin-opener to your head, so you had to go along with it and couldn't spill the beans

 

Do you have an alert set up for when I mention my shed?

 

I did warn Ya!....

 

Yup.. Tel's shed and all that, big news in my gaff..

 

I might paint it this week mate, what you thinking... Anthracite too bold?

 

Should look good, just had my Merc alloys done in a deep Anthracite, will look the bees knees on a shed like..

 

Listening to the new Slipknot album

 

@luvgonzo @Cum by Var

I saw a bloke smoking a pipe at the seaside yesterday, couldn’t help but laugh after our convo the other day. It was a proper big ****er as well, one of those bendy stem type things.

 

He probably read our conversation and went straight out and bought one. Not606 influencing the world.

 

Reminds me of that famous Andy Warhol quote :

‘Does art imitate life, or does life imitate not606’

 

Ha, was he getting weird looks?

Vapers walking past thinking what type it was

 

No one but me seemed to pay it any attention tbh. Had to explain to the Mrs why I was laughing.

I should have taken a pic.

 

A bit like how Metths views your goodself.

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Laundry done, check
Hoovered, check
Fully cleaned and bleached kitchen, check
Shopping, check

Now sat with a can of dark fruits cider

 

Oops.

 

The syrup gone, yeah?

 

Or he's been reading Fosses posts about pubic hair

 

A shave a day keeps the Foss away.

 

If I'm licking the pussy I shouldn't have to wade through a jungle like bear grylls tbh.

Bushy fannies should stay in the 70s where they belong so It's a no from me.