Thanks, mate. Everything went smoothly to plan. I take my hat off to you, as I never believed Valley would be suckered in that far!
Sums up his deprived mind ffs. Seeing those massive bushes back in the day has made him into a sicko perv.
Wow! brb told me that you'd be jealous and that there'd be some kind of reaction from you, but I never expected it to be quite so bitchy, mate.
I don’t reckon he’s getting any, hence his almost daily references to past conquests. Birds that old, that they now have bus passes and keep their teeth in a jar.
It reminded me of when a couple of nerds get together at school and try to be controversial. It was a bit ****ing obvious mate, like I said, there's no way you'd go from raging about that Sol Campbell avatar and refusing to post on the forum to playing it all for bantz. It was a dead giveaway.