What a glorious morning it has been in Aberdoom. My god what a glorious nation Great Britain is. We can all be united in that. Such a beautiful day. What is your favourite ice cream flavour. Mine used to be mint and choc chip, probably because I am 2/3rds honky and 12/28ths black. Multi cultural i am just like Britain.
Mint choc chip chap here. Which just goes to show how fair minded and un bigoted I am. No stauncher would eat green ice cream FTP.
Whoever came up with the idea of combining mint with chocolate, pure genius. Same with fig rolls and beans on toast.
Do you still get sliders? In fact are there any ice cream vans these days? Or did the ice cream wars in Glasgow blossom throughout the whole country? It's a conundrum, speaking of which Carol Vorderman must have had surgery. Have you seen the size of her bazoomas recently?
Aye, right you are Carol. Did I mention I once bumped into her at East Midlands Airport in the Noughties, very appropriate for the brazen hussy, a proper flirt she was I can tell you.
