(OT) Why do they put poppy seeds on bread rolls?

On the Tube at rush hour and an American tells me I'm invading his personal space. I nodded towards the platform and told him it was out there.

 

- Twats who never acknowledge you letting them through on the road. Just bad manners.
- Most cyclists if I'm being honest. Particularly those who choose to exercise their right to ride two abreast in rush hour traffic, move over knob heads!
- The ****er at work who gets in early and keeps using the last of the milk. So that when we all arrive there is no ****ing milk. The garage is like 20ft away you lazy bastardo, just replace it!
- Automated phone systems

Ah man don't get me started! I've got another 150 at least!

 

It wasn't a question on this app:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14926601

 

People who say "pacific" when they mean specific...

Or people who struggle with the most basic, but foreign, street names ie: Cairo Street in Hendon, Sunderland. People who ****ing live there call it "Care-oh" Street. It's easy, it's "CAIRO"- rhymes with "Giro"... You're from 'Endon, you must know what a giro is...

And Beaufront/Beaumont, daft sods who pronounce it "Byoofront/Byoomont"...

Also, people called COCKburn who call themselves "CO-burn"... Twats.

 

Yeah, I was relatively cheerful before! lol

10 points for the road manners btw

Which reminds me, not sure if it's the same over there but.. PEOPLE WHO CANNOT KEEP TO THEIR SIDE OF THE ROAD - news flash **shole, if you can't keep to your side on the corner you're not capable of taking it at that speed, slow the **** down!! (Small roads over here. A lot of English/Portugeuse just can['t handle it.

And the other side of the coin; people who do 15 in a 30! The limit is slow enough already and the road is not too tight!!!!!!!!! Could get a ****ing tank through there

People who don't turn off full beam!!!!! I need to see to drive (though admittedly should keep my windscreen clean)

USE YOUR INDICATORS; they have a perpose **shole

You order a burger and they put the bacon and onions on the bottom, cheese on top and ketchup anywhere.

I'll stop now lol

 

There's someone sat opposite me now who does that all the time....

 

I **** you not wor lasses mam is the single slowest driver of all time. She is the woman you see hunched over the steering wheel taking corners at minus MPH! She was once stopped by police not 200 yds from her front door. The policeman asked if she was lost. When she said no and explained where she lived, he contemplated doing her for dangerous driving. Eventually he said he'd let her off. She was doing 10mph in a 30mph!!!

Ah man people who don't turn off their full beam, I want to kill those people. Particularly when you're the A1 coming down from Scotland through Berwick. Its already a dangerous road without those tossers trying to blind me.

Shopkeepers who look in disgust as you use a scottish £5 note. Its legal tender you twat! Particularly as the same ****ers love handing them out.

Your local takeaway who insist on including a menu with every order. I now have a gadzillion menus please stop, they are now going straight in the bin. You are doing the enviro no good and can't be making any money with this menu fettish!!!

 

Shop owners that take the piss out of ya when you by one of THEIR products.

I remember when I was out with mates in Newcastle and saw a V for Vendetta mask for sale, being the hip original life of the party oh so crazy guy I am, I decided to buy it. "Always wanted one of these" I said to the shop owner jokingly, he then called me weird and started being sarky about how out of all the things (ferraris, mansions etc) I had a fancy for that mask (This is a from a guy who owns a joke shop).

WELL I MIGHT AS WELL NOT HAND YOU MY F***ING MONEY THEN!

 

people who cant use the DIY machine tills at tescos/sainsburys/m&s/Co-op - if you dont know how to use the machine:

a) get someone to help you
b) queue for the manned till
c) a + b


it serioulsy gets up my wick, and then the person using it gets angry and walks off, leaving the next person in the queue to have to call someone over to void all of their crap that they were to stupid to purchase.

 

- Ignorant use of 'ignorant'
- People who don't clean up after themselves, or allow dirty **** to pile up for weeks before thinking of cleaning it

 

Flash car drivers who carve you up without indicating. Is it me or are they normally BMW/Merc drivers?

Local 'youfs' who drink 2-3 tinnies and start a feral drunken rampage with everyone and every thing being the target.

Dog owners who allow them to shyte on the pavement and don't clean it up, then allow them to bark all f******* night when u have to be up at 0500.

Weaving pensioner shoppers.

Relatives who get you the biggest pile of **** for chrimbo and b/days!! I don't need anymore golf ball markers ffs!

 

I was looking at a woman's breasts earlier today and she saw me looking and we locked eye contact.

So ****ing awkward!

It's happened like 50 times.

 

Just today?

Good work.

 

The cardboard sheath you sometimes get on a dvd/blu-ray. What is the ****ing point of it? How many trees had to die for the that useless ****ing packaging!?

 

[video=youtube;5Z3OKE_Os1M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z3OKE_Os1M[/video]

 

As a fellow Channel Islander I can sympathise totally with this. Anybody who hasn't got at least three years experience of our roads should have to have a massive flashing neon sign on their car saying "I'm a road twat, watch out!"

 

Cheating bitches.

 

Also why do pensioners also want to use the post office at lunch time. They have all day to do it why are you there at the only time I have available to me.

 

Or some just change it altogether:

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