(OT) Why do they put poppy seeds on bread rolls?

These sort of weird universal laws are crazy. No matter where you are in the world, mushrooms always come in blue plastic trays, tuna is always in the exactly the same little tin, Feta cheese is always floating in so much water that it sprays all over your shirt when you open the pack etc.

I always thought Milk cartons would be the same until I lived in Brussels and they had these plastic bottles that looked like they should be for Cola or something, never got my head around that one.

 

you have no idea how many times I've had to point this out!!!!!

 

I concur with that one. I spent ages looking for milk.

Also; what the hell was lait battu!!!!

 

:O ever been near one when they blow? BOOM!

 

Think those were the exact words I screamed moments after having spewed it all over the floor. The thing that confused me the most about that place though; was Proton. What the hell was the point of that? You could only charge it up about 10 euros at a time and almost every shop would only accept that or cash. Ask if they take card, they'll say yes, you'll get your card out and they'll say... "Proton...".

Why??!!

 

I used Proton once in two years as every other transaction I did was more than 10 Euros. I think I've still got 10 Euros on Proton as well

 

When you're queuing at the coach station, and all the foreigners scramble to the front to get on!

McDonalds (who have now added Calorie counts on all their products!) whole healthy(er) fast food- probably my biggest pet peeve! Over the years now McDonalds have started to make the food less fatty thus less tasty in my opinion. This is down to people getting fat from eating it way too often or not exercising. So these greedy bastards have now ruined it for the odd consumer because *shock horror* McDonalds isn't good for you!

At the end of the day, if you want to try and eat healthy, just don't go to McDonalds go for a Boots meal deal, and grab a salad; it costs less and is better for you!

 

Oh you rich swine. I once tried to cram a whole week's delhaize into one Proton charge. (I wanted to make a sentence that made no sense to anybody else so it'd feel more cliquey).

 

Pensioners who take ages getting on the bus, at every ****ing stop, at ten to nine every morning when I'm on me way to work.

Where do they all need to be that's so important before 9am?

 

When I'm driving a car on the motorway, why am I being encouraged to 'Think Bike'?

I'm not daft enough to think that my Espace is going to be able to squeeze through the middle of the lanes in a traffic jam.

 

This is ridiculously true, it must be one of the biggest mysteries known to man.

 

My wife, first thing in the morning, clumping around, on our wooden flooring (that she insisted we have put down) while wearing chunky heeled shoes. Clip, clop, clip clop!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!

 

This

 

Are you Jewish? Or is that some sort of French social network site?

 

I do spend a lot of time talking to Renault about warranties...

 

Why do they get on a full bus and always expect you to shift!

 

Used to have some woman shout biblical prose at the first bus that arrived at the bus stop every morning when she would refuse to get onto it and encourage others at the bus stop to join her.

It was her way of not giving into temptation apparently.

Mental.

 

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

So you're Jewish then. I've met four people in my life who own a Renault Espace, all jewish, I **** you not.

The bus that they could get on at any time, that they get for free and expect me to give them a seat on the filthy wagon that I depend on to get to work, having to pay £80 per month for the privilege. They shouldn't be allowed on before 10am.

Anyway, winter's coming. That's bound to finish a few of em off. Should get the numbers down a bit, ya know?

 

And people who give you a nasty stare for "invading their space" when you're standing!!!! - 'sorry, i'll just float up to the ceiling you ****ing moron. This feels confortable for me too btw!!!!'


And certain types of "interested" males/people with "little man" complex staring at your twang at the urinals!