What's your real first name?

Honestly, i'm called Kyle. How ****e is that? I'm planning on legally changing my name to Lancelot.

 

Surely that's your surname?

 

Thats a great name... you should keep it

 

Timmy

 

Is it because you Lance a lot? <illgetmecoat>

 

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Mines Jordan, believe it or not. I was going to be called either frankie or francis, I can't remember which.

I don't mind Jordan

 

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Medromaniac

 

Jobby.

 

I don't have a first name. I am Gambol.

 

Gambol, you said you had a starring role in the Family Guy version of Shawshank. I watched it last night, you weren't in it at all, lying ****.

 

I'm not? Hivny seen it maself but how can they not have Brian in it? That show is **** all without him.

I shall draft a letter of complaint immediately.

 

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ohhhh barrie you want to see more big boy?

 

your username sounds like a character from the viz

 

Do as you please, just don't come round here again, with your bare-faced lies.

 

Sorry.

 

I've only got one name C*** -- and I like it that way because I know I'm one.