Great British **** Off

I’ll just stick to what I’m doing thanks.

 

I ****ing loathe reality tv programmes

 

What about celebrities eating bollocknaise and mash?

 

I can recommend Mexico emphatically. NOT Cancun.

 

Nope.

 

A drone yeah?

 

Haven’t been to Atlanta for many years and the only memory was that at the end of the work day, it got really quiet really quickly ( there was no one about?)

 

No idea what you’re talking about sorry.

 

Cheesecake.

 

You don't bake cheesecake, you stick it in the fridge to set.

 

Guess i won't watch it then.

 

Unless it's a baked new york cheesecake.

 

I knew that

 

and then it would have to be specified as 'new york cheesecake' and not cheesecake.

 

The best cheesecakes are baked ones. I made one once was ****ing brilliant and no one ate it. Made it for Christmas dinner the year I split up with my ex on Christmas Day and told her nicely to **** off an marry someone else.

 

Magic son, a true happy Christmas ending, I had one like that.

 

Exactly one week before I was born as if anyone would possibly care.

Well my mother probably did, probably hurt a bit. Bet she'd have preferred a black forest gateau. Fat bitch.

 

she was probably eating one as she slid you out.

 

I'd like to imagine she was. That's some quality multi-tasking going on there.

 

Probably wasn't cake mate, more likely a greggs steak bake.