Off Topic The Burly Arms

The hoover

 

No, one of those Vax carpet cleaner things, I’ve only used the ****er twice as well ffs.

 

Best put it down and let the Mrs take over tbh. You'll only keep breaking it.

 

You need to take it steady at your age mate

 

How old do you think I am as a matter of interest?

**** btw.

 

52 ?

 

Was taking the piss. Know your older than me because you kept telling me what happens when you hit forty

 

He's somewhere around 50

 

Nah don't think he's that old, just going by football discussions.

 

It's when he talks about his slippers it gives it away.

 

I’m crap at guessing ages.

I thought Bambi was an over-sexed teenager, furtively pumping one out over the stockings of the old girl next door, and desperately trying to come to terms with his under-developed masculinity.

I couldn’t believe it when he was unmasked as a Sid James dirty old man.

 

I would have put Comm around that age, not Tobes, I thought Tobes still had kids at home. Would any mad man have kids in his 40's

 

Or 50s?

 

Having kids in yer 50's....find me a bridge bro, think i'd need to top myself

 

I reckon @Tobes is 47/48.

 

Pretty sure his kids are grown up mate.

 

My youngest was conceived when I was 46.

It’s so gratifying to learn that the rusty old shooting iron can still fire live rounds.

 

oh my doh then, I don't know why, just thought he still had kids at home.

 

It has to be said, I was shocked when I found out how old HIAG is. Because his years of silly self inflicted **** ups on here honestly made me think he was a teen mong still living with his mum.

No offence like.