(OT) Why do they put poppy seeds on bread rolls?

It’s not as if they add any flavour to the sandwich and I find I end up getting the little buggers caught in the keyboard whilst I munch and work away through my lunch break.

I’ve spent about 3 minutes blowing compressed air into the keyboard to get rid of the damn things.


I know it's trivial but it annoys the hell out of me.

What trivialities set you off?

 

My Bloody neighbour across the road parking at the bottom of her drive. They have a drive way........****ing use it. It means I can only go one direction, as its too tight to reverse out the other way, and have to go a bloody long road for a short cut. AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

Oh, Poppy seeds are pointless like I do agree!!!

 

You don't live opposite me; do you? My wife does that...

 

Well when you get home from work tonight give her a row from me!!!

I gets me really really angry though, don't know why just boils my blood!!!

 

She blocks me in the driveway as well though and I can only assume that she has no concept that the laws of physics stops me getting my car out of the drive.

Me: I'm running late. Where are your car keys?
Her: Why?

 

The ****ing corned beef tins and the satanic keys on them

 

A key for ****ing Corned beef????. I have never got that concept. Its ****ing, so, ****ing bizarre!!!

 

Did you know they can make you fail a drugs test the next day? Trace opiate!

Mental lol

Also, if you unscrew the keyboard and remove the board you can stick it in the dish washer. Leave for 24 hours to dray and serve with rice

My trivial pet hate - People who phone for support (you know, phoning a qualified expert because they don't understand themselves) then argue with the answer while demonstrating a clear lack of understanding.

I thinkthey do add to the flavour btw - Use the keyboard one-handed at a distance and eat over the wrapping lol

 

Hahaha epic - So glad I'm single now (he says on Friday before he goes on the pull)

 

This! ****ing dangerous when you're drunk!!!! Sliced my whole hand open and several fingers.. was like cutting butter!!


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Sorry for the three post spam. Must remember to read everything first

 

It's the key to meaty goodness!!!!!


Otherwise it's ****ing pointless, it's even more annoying when it snaps off half way around the tin.

Many a tin of corned beef has met the wall at high speed

 

People who buy a sarnie and a bag of crisps n pay for it on there ****ing credit card

 

People that feed pigeons really really really annoys me

There scavengers, they can feed themselves, they don't need any help from anyone. They are quite happy picking up dropped chips and kebab. They don't need some old lady deliberately feeding them seeds or bread. They are flying rats. If you saw someone surrounded by rats whilst they sat there feeding them they'd be sent away to a mental institute.

Oh and whilst I'm on the subject I now hate urban foxes after 2 woke me up this morning at 5:30 fighting or shagging or whatever they were doing very noisily.

You got me started now. I'm sounding like a grumpy old man.

 

The wifes brother is a loon.

I asked if I could borrow his deep fat fryer as I was planning on making Scotch eggs and he brought it round that evening but told me to wait a few days for it to dry out.

He's put the whole thing in the dishwasher to clean it. He then told me it was fine when he saw my reaction.

It hasn't harmed his sandwich toaster or food processor according to him.

 

Just got in from work, so these are slightly work influenced...

- People go to the empty till instead of the one I'm using
- People who don't answer questions and just have a blank look on their face
- People

 

Guess he hasn't worked out the concept of wet electrical goods.

He probably put's an element hetaer in the bath to warm the water up!!!!!!

 

Bar staff who've seen you standing waiting to be served, but they still go and serve someone else! BASTARDS!!

 

Those hands-free soap dispensers, who the **** is stupid enough to buy them. They're supposedly to avoid getting germs on your hands from the top of the pump, which would make sense if the next thing you did every single time in that situation wasnt always to wash your ****ing hands.

 

I disagree I love them on me buns cos they do add flavour

 

One of my friends used to heat up cans of beans in the microwave, lol