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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Stan, Aug 19, 2019.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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  2. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    And this one

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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    North Wales.

    I know where Matth gets it from, this area moves to its own pace.

    Buses stop at six, need a taxi? No ****ing chance. £30 down to get a taxi from pub to site after a seven hour outing up Snowdon.

    Called in at Zipworld on Monday to check out if kids are big enough and if there are dog minding facilities etc. Big tick for both, so we book it for this morning 10.30 and turn up.

    No sign of the dog minders. We give the number a call; "oh, we don't start till 11.00".

    So, did it not occur to you to ****ing tell us this you thick gog ****? Did it not occur to anyone?

    Maybe put a sign up with opening times or something? Just an idea like.

    Yes, it's me sat here dog minding.

    My refund paid for last nights taxi, bingo!


    FFS!
     
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  4. Blueman

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    Agree. The guy is a ****.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What hourly rate do you charge for dog minding? ... and what time do you open?
     
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  6. Ed Sheeran has built a council estate for his entire family.
     
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  7. <yikes>
    Wtf?!!
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Guys that don’t appreciate the ‘force of nature’ that is Edward Sheeran.

    SING!!!
    WOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOO
    WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOO
    LOUDER!!!
    etc etc
     
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  9. Willhoops

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    He also looks like he has a chromosome or two missing and is a massive, massive ****
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    HIAG?
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Every time I see meth has commented on a thread or posted a thread.
     
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  12. Willhoops

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    Sure why not, but to be fair I have not crossed paths Haig, I've heard he has a big reputation on here though <whistle>

    Just nowhere near as big as Matttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  13. The likes of Bambi and Pixie patronise Matth in the name of cheap wummery, and Matth thinks they are his friends.

    I, on the other hand, never rip the piss out of Matth, yet he continually abuses my trust.

    To Matth, I might just as well be a wasp.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You wouldn't like it in the Cheese, love. Very bar-centric environment. Most of the regulars sit/stand/argue/fight at the bar. There are seats and tables, and you can normally get a drink, if you're prepared to wait. Impatience is frowned upon, unless it's me <laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I thought he liked wasps?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There are a pair of brothers that come into my local who purport to be 'massive' Liverpool supporters, sporting ludicrous tattoos of Liver birds etc. I was sat ready to watch the 2nd leg of the QF of the CL last season. Me and my mate were joined by one of the brothers and his mate (intensely infuriating). We listened to a rousing rendition of YNWA belted out from the Kop and the match kicked off. The brother asked where the match was being played <grr> <grr> <grr>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You sound like me <laugh>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Frequently me, but I'm always quick <laugh>
     
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    he's just a fat ginger hobbit
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Never, ever heard that term.
     
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