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The truth about being British

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Sep 16, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

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    She tried to but a swift back-hander was enough to put her off. I'm not looking after any illegitimate half-Irish kids <grr>

    They don't show those episodes because they usually end up descending into gun-battles, with Kyle using audience members as human-shields.
     
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    The Duke of Edinburgh really should know better at his age.
     
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    "DIE DIANA DIE YOU EVIL SLUT"

    Lizzy, Phil or Charlie, who do ya reckon?
     
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    Racist ... are you huth in disguise <laugh>
     
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    JJS and Jordan

    It goes to show the power of the media. they can make or break a person

    truth is probably closer to her marrying for money as it was an arranged marriage, turns out to be a bit of a slut too
     
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    My wee daughter has a boyfriend of Hong Kong descent.

    Should I batter her to within an inch of her life or let bygones be bygones and start learning Tae kwon do?
     
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    thats a tough one edge but i heard your wee daughter would batter you so you are best biting your lip <ok>
     
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    :bandit:
    Actually I reckon there must be a bit of Celtic in my family somewhere. My mum's a ginger and I've even got a bit of ginger in my facial hair :emoticon-0111-blush
    My aunty reckons that side of the family is distantly linked to the Guiness family, probably bollocks though.

    That and the Jewish NWO Lizard-People.
     
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    i'd speak english to him but in a chinese accent...

    "hallo. walcaaame too my homm" <laugh> watch his face drop
     
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    I have heard 2 people being related to the Guinness family, I'm guessing quite a lot of people say that, probably a load if yanks.
     
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    well the media are owned by jews

    :bandit::undecided:
     
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    I miss the stiff upper lip. It made us proud, and our reaction to world events was always classy and dignified, and it meant only shooting lots of unarmed people if they really deserved it.
     
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    I thought the media was owned by an old Aussie bloke, and his irritating American son.
     
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    It's him I'm scared of, he's 11, got size 9 feet and enters tournaments all round Europe doing Tae Kwon Do and he's really good at it.

    Guess I'll need to find another use for my Fritzl Dungoen <grr>
     
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    Stiff upper lip would have precluded you from coming on here moaning about not being able to get a job and asking what you should wear to an interview though. Careful what you wish for <ok>
     
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    Put the kettle on mum.

    I can't love, the luftwaffe have bombed our kitchen again.

    Oh well, pass us a woodbine and I'll whistle a tune...
     
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    not sure about that tbh, but that was governments
    the people were more informed and had a sense of fair play.

    i know he is american, but can you imagine what would happen to muhammad ali if he took his stance against the vietnam war today?
    he was seen as a hero then

    would be told to fook off back to his own country today
     
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    I know, i'm proof that the stiff upper lip has gone from this country. Are there any courses where you can learn to be a traditional brit?
     
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    :emoticon-0159-musicPack up your troubles in your old kit-bag,
    And smile, smile, smile,
    While you've a lucifer to light your ***,
    Smile, boys, that's the style.
    What's the use of worrying?
    It never was worth while, so
    Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag,
    And smile, smile, smile.:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    But thats america, they've never had any class or dignity. They shoot large numbers of people for fun.
     
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