In a pub now and the only seats are two bar stools so I sat my son one one and went to get us a couple of drinks. Three Wolves fans walk in and literally stand in front of him with ****ing simpleton looks on their faces. He's wearing his United shirt. It's ok lads, he doesn't want to watch the match, he wants to stare at your backs. **** off, quickly.
They probably took one look at the ice in your wine, and thought best to clear off, this guise a psycho
****s at work who send an email to the entire directorate saying they've been on an amazing holiday and there's a bag of sweets by the tea point. "Listen love / pal - in still mourning the fact you never got eaten by a crocodile so don't think the American version of a jelly bean is going to change that"
Self service checkouts at Lidl. A few days ago I attempted to purchase four items and got the red flashing light three ****in times! Didn't even have booze or energy drinks!
Same here. I spend 30 seconds tops getting money out, yet there's always some twat who takes 10 minutes farting about, checking everything. I also hate flaky pastry, I mean most of it ends up on the floor. Absolutely pointless.
The accountant who came up with the idea for those wretched things FFS, solely in order to save paying minimum wage to some middle aged woman with bingo wings. They should be chained to one of the ****ers repeatedly forced to try and buy a bottle of wine and a single packet of crisps.
I rarely have bread in long enough to bother but yeah why not? Ketchup in the fridge 100% unless you live in somewhere like Burslem and it’s 1978.
Estate agents who include “a viewing is recommended” in the sales spiel. What’s the alternative? Don’t view this property, it’s ****.
Lazy fat HR birds who can’t be arsed to do their job so outsource it to some **** recruitment firm who get a Leisure & Tourism graduate on £16k a year basic to call up literally anyone with the word “analyst” or something equally vague in their CV on the off chance they want to do a £30k a year job in Newport.
It also goes on cold food. Just tastes better cold. Not as good as that goal Neves just scored but still.
Due to the way Ketchup is now produced it no longer keeps it preserve as it used to, due to the lower salt content, hence why you have to keep it in the fridge once opened. In a warm cupboard the mold growth once the airtight seal is broken will be quicker.
As you say, thirty seconds tops... Card in, enter number, enter amount and done. Who doesn't know what's in their account prior to even considering going to a cash point?
