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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Stan, Aug 19, 2019.

  1. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    When you have a ****, and decorate the porcelain.
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    People that not only use multiple cards at cash points but also have to spend ages checking their account before making a withdrawal #****s
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    ^^^ drives a KA :bandit:
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Must admit I'm one for that, no one needs to know I'm turning left while we're all stationary.

    Those who brake before indicating... now that's another matter!
     
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    ^^^ drives a bendy bus <whistle>
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Bendy buses <laugh>

    Ain't seen them for years since I was a teenager, not sure why they got binned off down here but must be a reason I guess.

    You'll have to explain to luv what they are.
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Orange twix

    I ain't seen one for years, having an orange kit kat has reminded me that I miss that 2 stick chocolate wonder
     
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  8. Zanjinho

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    I used to drive a Ford c-max and the nozzle only worked properly (wouldn't keep clicking off) when upside down, was easier to fill up from the wrong side <laugh>
     
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  9. Wow!

    This thread should be re-named “Rattled To Absolute Fcuk!”
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Turning right on the way home
    just now at a two lane roundabout, some old sex case in a battered Volvo estate with bikes attached to the back in the left lane not only chooses to turn right but then goes straight into the right hand lane after turning. Saw him coming and hooted as he drove across me, flashed the **** for ten seconds and he was oblivious to all of it.

    Also, nervous learner drivers.
     
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  11. brb

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    I always thought it did that because there was an airlock, so you take the pump out for a few seconds then put it back in. But it can also be a mechanical problem in that there is a blockage in a pipe somewhere, meaning petrol or air is going back to the pump, so then you have to release the trigger and pump the fuel slower until you fix the problem.
     
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  12. Stan

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    Shut up Hilary.
     
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  13. Chief

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    People who drink warm white wine.

    Weird.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    As we've been slagging off drivers thought I'd switch it up after an incident on the way home.


    ****ing pedestrians, students mainly, with earphones in who just walk out in the road without looking.
     
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  15. Stan

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    Sunday cyclists riding side by side.
     
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  16. Sweats

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    Fat ****s on mobility scooters.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Bread in the fridge, just why?
     
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  18. brb

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    What's up with yer soft touch, road kill points bro <ok>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Personal space invaders.

    A supermarket queue being the worst place, where a person behind will breathe down your neck, then proceed to put their items on the belt before you’ve finished unloading your shopping onto it. The only way to deal with these people is to pack your shopping as slow as humanly possible.

    The other is gym talkers, just **** off. I’ve got headphones on because I don’t want to hear a single word that any of you has to say. I will be finished with the equipment when I stand up and walk away, like every other gym-going human being in history. I don’t want to spot you, I’m not your friend or personal trainer.
     
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  20. brb

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    Eh? you shouldn't keep bread in the fridge (in the freezer, yes) it makes it go off quicker!
     
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