FFS

Said this one the other day...

Getting a phone call at 2am-4am in the morning....'dad'.....'yup'....'i've missed the last train home'....

but Ern taught me right on this one, and said to say...

'well walk and you won't miss it next time'

 

It doesn't. They are deliberately made to be about 18 inches too short.

 

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I bet you drive off with the pump still attached at well!

 

Nooooo.....it means you parked 18 inches too far away from the pump!

 

People who don't know which side the fuel cap is on despite there being an arrow on the dash telling you.

 

No mate I'm lazy not a complete and utter moron.

 

Can't say I've ever noticed that, once I've seen it once though I just remember, it's hardly difficult!

 

I bet you stand there clicking the pump as well, until you've rounded the value up

 

No i go by volume rather than cost.

Unless I'm filling the ****er up to go to some ****hole like Burnley @PISKIE

 

Glad to hear you filled up bru

 

He did, but he put the wrong fuel in the car.

 

It annoys you that I won't park on the opposite side doesn't it

 

I've never once been at a pump and it doesn't reach over, do it all the time

 

i don't know you, I've never met you!....but...

























but i will find you....and i will kill you!

 

I think Stan was joking












or i hope he was

 

4am? You should just say that they won't have long to wait for the first one.

 

****s who wait until the lights have turned green and then they put their right turn indicator on!...

 

That's because they look in their rear view mirror and know it's you.



They're like....oh look it's him.....that Spanish guy.....watch this....




Wait at red light, with no indicator on....




Light turns green....




here we go......ready.......wait for it...............tick tock tick tock tick tock

 

Another annoying thing.....people that put ice in wine!

Saw a guy at the Uni do this the other day, was with some proper weirdo looking wizard.