What fooks me off......you are driving down the motorway, there is a slip road up a head for the next junction. You know where this is going already! There is one car coming down the outside lane, you know where he wants to go don't you.....go on ave a guess! No one is behind me.... But just this one fooker in the outside lane..... Did yer guess right... he cuts right across the front of me, put on his brakes at the last minute.....forcing me to apply my brakes.... What is up with these people?
Spurs fans that can’t spell our player’s names correctly. Proper little pet hate of mine that. Rival fans don’t bother me if they get it wrong but you’d think your own fans, who watch the players week-in, week-out, would know. Worst two are probably “Deli” instead of Dele. And “Erickson/ Ericcson” instead of Eriksen. See it so much on social media.
My nipper keeps telling me off for going when I go on amber 'No Daddy! Green means go, not orange' I know he means well n all that but ffs it's annoying....
Yeah I ****ing hate it when I nearly miss my junction and people get annoyed when I cut them up. No consideration some people
Absent mindedly driving up to a petrol pump and realising the cap is on the opposite side. Manoeuvring around the petrol station and pulling up to the other side of the petrol pump, and the cap is still on the opposite side. Then hope that nobody has watched you making a tit out of oneself!
Yeah you'd think after securing us back to back promotions that all Saints fans would know it's Nigel Adkins and not 'Atkins' And as for 'Ricky' Lambert...
It's only the lights he's clocked on to, spends the rest of the time asking me to go faster. After Cornwall was the worst, because I overtook so many on the way home he thinks it's the answer for whenever there's traffic: 'Just go round them really fast daddy'
I have no problem at all in English but... that one still does my nut-in in Italian, for example....if someone says 2pm (14:00) to me I instantly think alle dodici but it's not it's alle quattordici because it's fourteen hundred hours! I've absolutely no idea why I have so much trouble with it.
There's a little arrow on the dashboard of every car that tells you which side it's on, is next to the fuel pump sign which is a coincidence.
People who have kids and upload photos of them several times per day on their accounts rather than creating a separate one for the kid so the sort of ****s who care about it can follow that.
