#SpritzerGate

Some weed for after the 8ball.

 

Bruv who buys movies anymore ffs

 

It's betamax and all

 

HiaG settling down for a movie...

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Actually on fiyah today mofo, Mrs asked me what was funny, read your post and she said "don't chat **** you wrote that" as you know she's a bit slow but you know what she meant

 

Really appreciated that ticket mate, got £90 for it

 

I can't get over he bought a physical movie with actual money.

****s nuts

 

i didn't think video shops still existed, he's on the wind-up surely!

 

Deffo mate, gerzil wummage in peak form.

I bet he still buys porn mags too ffs the ****ing caveman

 

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I once drank a bottle of cherry brandy,.
I was ill
Now i even take the cherry of a cherry bakewell.

 

I can’t drink Malibu or stand anything coconut like for the same reason.

 

you got pissed on malibu?

that's some going

 

I was 13

 

They sell dvds in my local ASDA.

The covers on the cases always look so good. And they always have a recommendation from someone you've never heard of, like...

"This movie made me **** my drawers!" (Colin Hunt's granny)

I always think, "That looks good.."

Even though it costs only three quid.

 

Do all that and then go home and stream it for free, satisfaction of shopping in real time but not paying and also not shoplifting.
It's a no brainer for me tbh

 

lol, not when I was a kid "walk, you won't miss it again, will you?"

 

I used to do that, the FBI keep closing down all the Trojan-free sites.

 

So what I got was:
* buy whiskey
* buy brandy
* you shouldn't've bought vodka, it's ****

Thanks chaps.

 

Gin.

You need at least 4 different types.

Three types of rum - spiced and inspired (dark) and white

Two types of whiskey - single malt and a decent blended

A sherry and a port

The above is a basic drinks cabinet.