What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

@Commachio

You'll love this.

Beetroot fallafal with roasted red pepper houmous.

 

Not that long back you’d have been stoned to death for that in the Valleys.

 

Skiddy pissed again. He’s so insecure.

I had homemade Nando’s style chicken.

 

Falafel are so ****

 

I like falafels but they have to be cooked properly. Most restaurant and shop bought falafels are too dry.

 

If falafel had no meaning or definition I'd use it to describe you mate.
Falafel Stan (surname)

I don't even know why

 

Because Stan has got Moroccan blood in him

****rees

 

I’m a black, Muslim, Moroccan, Tunisian, Somalian, unemployed, illegal immigrant.

What’s your point?

 

Does he? I might fukin know him
@Stan?

 

Ok interesting, and where do you see yourself in 5 years?

 

Met up with an old family friend today who I haven't seen for over 20 years. So he treated us to lunch at my favourite restaurant down here. Food was wonderful :

Starter: Monkfish scampi, with a jalapeno and lime dressing
Main : Pork Belly, chive mash, shredded cabbage and carrot and a peanut satay sauce
Dessert : Dark choc mousse, with lemon verbena ice cream, raspberries and homemade shortbread.

Glass of dry Sauvignon blanc with that (I'm not usually a white wine drinker) and finished off dessert with a Pedro Ximenex

 

Nope. That was all a misunderstanding. Basically I made it clear that I didn’t dislike Muslims or black people so a couple of flying monkeys presumed that I must be a black Muslim as why else would I not dislike them, right?

 

On the sofa drinking wine although I’m branching out into spirit mixers.

 

Any ice in that wine?

 

No mate, but I was inspired to have a glass of white wine after seeing how well you pulled it off.

 

Good man.

 

Chief isn't happy about

#icegate

He's all snappy

 

I shouldn't laugh but....

 

What did you think of the sherry?

 

I hope, and expect that your arse falls to pieces after eating that Moroccan kids meal ****e.