Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Maguire gives away very few penalties ... getting him confused with Matip perhaps?

 

The other buildings don't look wonky on the hill

 

... hadn't had a sip

 

Chelsea unlucky to not be level here.

Decent game.

 

No idea...thought he was a sub?

 

Yeah, Barkley is a top top player. Aiming for deghaaaayyyyaaaasss legs when shooting is not considered to be the best option.
He needs more tattoos.

 

You’re thinking of @petersaxton

 

you can only see the camera facing facade of one of the other buildings, the one to the left, and it looks perfectly aligned with it.

 

Martial must be infuriating to watch on a regular basis. Very talented but takes about six touches too many before losing it.

 

Go down the hill, river at the bottom

 

Kantes just come back from injury. Hasnt really trained

Defence looks shabby must say im quite enjoying us going forward and trying to counter at every opportunity

 

Fair enough mate. Was doing my nut in, when I see a location I want to know where it is Picture of the Cathedral helped, as you say on a hill.

 

This was ways going to be a cagey and scrappy game.

A loss against one of our main rivals (for the utopia that is top four) would be seen as 'disastrous' by the hysterical British media and social media.

Bit harsh to suggest that it's a definition of top six quality when it's the first game of the season!

We can't all be handed piss easy first day opponents like City, Spurs, Arsenal & Liverpool.

 

Neither side look particularly good, far too many unforced errors, especially Chelsea.

 

Been a little unlucky too hitting the post twice.

 

Chelsea look ****e so far.

 

That's it I know where you are now!

 

^^^^^ alan shearer here.

Basically whichever team is losing looks ****e

 

You both look ****e tbf, you just look slightly more ****.

Zouma