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Stokes Summer Signings Confirmed

Discussion in 'Stoke City' started by Fill the corners in its Freezing, Feb 6, 2011.

  1. Fill the corners in its Freezing

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    Listed below are the confirmed signing for the summer

    Defenders

    Left back...... George Bush
    Can't defend can only attack

    Right back....Bob the Builder
    Cause he works AAAARRRRDDDD

    Midfielders

    Nick Clegg.... Just goes along with what the boss says
    Billy ( my budgie )....cause he is happy playing in the cage

    Strikers

    My mate Dave....used to work down the pit( so allways looked black )
    is 6ft 5in ( cant play football ) but allways put a shift in
    Any Egyptian...fed up with the current regime, wants to start an uprising

    Well fellow stokies if you can not laugh at your own club, then its time pack up

    Disclaimer

    Any of the above article ( is not true ) & was intended to raise a few smiles.

    Unless you can find better replacements :emoticon-0103-cool:

    P.S. The never say die attitude was back yesterday, lets have some more.

    UTP coop
     
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  2. TheRealPotterJub

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> Nice post coop! Great sense of humour!!! :D
     
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  3. jowlermonkey

    jowlermonkey Well-Known Member

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    Fill the corners,

    That's a bit extravagant isn't it, buying midfielders. :grin:
     
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  4. Pottermouth 328

    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0152-heart

    Fill in the corners, WOULD you like to be a Moderator I can easily FIX the nomination's list. :1980_boogie_down:

    I was going to ask you if you were busy later but I AM otherwise engaged. It made me <laugh>

    BRILLIANT post and youre a female too?
    BEST post i've read all weekend.
     
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  5. Fill the corners in its Freezing

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    potts thanks mate, no i'm not female that is just a picture of the woman of my dreams ( charmed )

    as for being a mod i think you are deffo the right person, plus i have not voted yet , so sgt or jub for me to join you.

    btw i just re-posted this on 606 as it seemed a bit quiet on here
     
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  6. TheRealPotterJub

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    Fill the corners in its freezing,

    Thanks for the votey mate, but for it to be easier to 'count' please can it be posted in the corresponding topic? <ok> Cheers.

    And yeah 606 obviously cooling off a little, I want all the regulars to join on here, were still missing george, buildernick, stokeymad (I think..) the lads FG, all the old faves..
     
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  7. yorkshire stokie the oatcake junkie

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    with these signings conformed we will be the barcelona of the prem:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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