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Yeah, like you wouldn’t.

 

Who you trying to kid!

With her money, she probably hires the Chippendales to **** in a circle and pop on her glasses until the lenses are spattered like a plasterer’s radio.

 

Nigella Lawson for me.

 

you've given a lot of thought about this.

 

Like them chunky do you Tubby?

 

Mate, I know that is the sort of pussy that turns up to your gigs.

But I'm still young and handsome, we've just got different standards bruv.

 

Who dat?

 

To cook for you?

 

Nigella is a feeder

 

Yes.

In bed, Stan.

 

Wouldn't you be too busy eating to **** her

 

Wouldn't you be too busy showing Nigella your Wumming on not606 to **** her?

Do you still show your son all your 'bites on not 606?

 

My fantasy is to combine both activities.

A handful of ass cheek in one hand and a Greggs in the other.

 

Susanna Hoffs, Former Lead singer of the Bangles, just turned 60!

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Still would fo sho! She aged real well

 

I thought that can't be a current photo, surely? Apparently it is:

 

Aye she looks great for 60.
You can see her age a bit on her arms, they usually give it away, but facially at least she looks 20 years younger than she is, a cracking bod for a 60 year old!

 

And still running about in her nightie, apparently:

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She's same age as HIAG, who looks in his late 60s/ early 70s

 

hands are the best give-away, surgeons can't do those.
yeah, her body looks good in clothes, her tits aren't that big so her nipples will still be above the navel.

interesting this photo of her is from 2007. I refuse to believe she only has one dress.

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