Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

FFS

 

Fortunately he had eight San Miguels around mummy’s pool and passed out before kick-off.

 

Looks like Allison has hurt her leg, bless.

 

That doesn't look good for Alisson. Might be time to stick Adrian in. Should probably bring a book.

 

Fantasy Football players across the land are distraught.

 

This could end up 8-0 easily.

 

A result like this on the opening day could really **** them up. Getting embarrassing now.

Their whole team just reeks of ‘Championship’ too. Commend Farke for remaining loyal to his players but you’ve gotta be brutal when coming up to the Prem.

 

Hope he’s got another 10 lined up for when he wakes up and sees Norwich got spanked harder than the day @petersaxton tenants pay him the rent and @Mistress Orchid calls.

 

There's a fine balance between loyalty, squad cohesion and adding the required quality.
Fulham went too far one way, while it looks like Norwich are at the other end of the scale. Defence looks awful.

 

Delia's ****faced again. "I'm on telly!" Where are you?

 

Slurps rates this Max Aarons lad, he’s been ****e in this game. Needs to up his game if he wants to play in this league.

 

And there's Delia.

She's gonna give a pissed up HT talk and Norwich will win 8-10

 

I don't know why Norwich bothered turning up.

 

Did they?

 

Have they?

 

Probably the half and half scarves. @Skylarker will pick his up on EBay later.

 

alright, alright, keep the noise down lads

 

Is there a game on tonight?