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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There is only one. Colman's English. Preferably powder to be made up. **** the frog ****e <grr>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I did a line of the powder once for a drunken bet. Not good.
     
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  3. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    I have food poisoning from an Italian I had for lunch. It was definitely a bolognaise sauce when I ate it but its looking a lot more like a Ragu on the way back out.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    Get plenty of ORS in you mate with loads of water.
     
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  5. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Don’t think I am in any state to use the services of an ‘OR but will take your advice on the water.
     
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  6. brb

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    After months of dreaming of the sun, the sandy beaches and an enormous plate of pasta covered with Bolognese sauce and freshly grated Parmesan, a tourist finally finds themselves sitting at a restaurant in Italy. But after nervously checking the menu, their expression changes. Spaghetti alla Bolognese is nowhere to be seen.

    “What do you mean there's no Bolognese?!” The tourist asks the startled waiter, who politely suggests in broken English that they try the tagliatelle al ragù instead.

    https://www.thelocal.it/20160914/the-truth-about-spaghetti-bolognese-ragu-pasta
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    Luv will be grief stricken when he reads that.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Oral rehydration powder. <laugh>
     
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  9. brb

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    There was also another page it linked to that reminded the English you can't get garlic bread either <laugh>

    As for the spaghetti, you can get spaghetti pomodori, even spaghetti frutti di mare but never bolognese. Rague is served with tagliatelle :)

    Chances are if you do see it, then it will be in a highly populated tourist area specially made for the Brits and Americans....much like Americano - the same if you ask for a Latte...you will get guess what!?....a glass of Milk.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Spag bowl in Italy as is to Chop suey to China.
     
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  11. brb

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    Exactly mate. As that article states a lot of the confusion is caused because of the translation or how it got lost in translation. Much how the English pronounce Bruschetta wrong. For example; alla bolognese, means Bologna style or Bolognese style, but that interpretation was created by the Americans, for what the Italians know as Ragu!

    Even in lesser tourists areas another example, if you ask for an (Caffe) Americano...you will just get a black coffee, because all the Italians have done is dilute an Espresso. So you will get a cup with an espresso in it with a jug of hot water....not to be confused with the cold water you get in a glass with cappuccino. If you actually want milk you need to ask for 'un po latte' remembering to express if you want the milk hot or cold ie Caldo or Freddo.
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    I wonder how many knew here it was actually 'Broo skeda' ?
     
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  13. brb

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    I can actually answer that question for you. I went into a restaurant one time and ordered it in Italy, not my last visit. The waiter turned round to me and said, a Brit that can pronounce it properly! He asked what is it with the English, they all pronounce it wrong. It just goes to show, a few simple words or in this case one, pronounced correctly goes a long way to getting a smile and making the art of conversation and a better service.
     
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  16. brb

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    Jump to 2.26 ^^^ <laugh>

    His response...wtf is that! @Commachio <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  17. Stan

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    Done a lot of prep for tomorrow. Drinking heavily now.
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ffs brb, just **** off back to Italy
     
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  19. brb

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    <laugh> i only do it to wind you up <laugh>
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i know **** all about italians food, they only eat spag bog, pizza and garlic bread, and drink red wine..


    actually thinking about it, it don't sound to bad.
     
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