The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

How so? Go on, enlighten me.

 

I don't think that's possible, unfortunately.

 

Thought not.

 

Like you thought!

 

This from the forum cabbage.

 

I wouldn't call you a cabbage. A cabbage has a use.

 

There goes a rib.

 

The spuds do not like their lack of trophies 1 bit.

Now levys finally got his wallet out i hope they arent going to keep bandying around their standard excuses

 

We have won a cup, though.

The Audi Cup.

Our first European silverware in the Prem era.

 

Spurs are like Audi drivers.

 

I’m a Merc driver, Commie.

Audis are for hairdressers.

 

Audis are for ****s, you should buy one.

 

I have never liked Audis.

Mercs are my kind of car.

 

Cos they remind you of Freddy?

 

A Bell: Scrappy, unambitious, pedestrian, poor passing, and anti-climatic. Emery really is consistent with his Arsenal sides.
(Tweet from a Gooner to BBC Football Live)

Notice that he's called "a Bell."

Any comment @PISKIE ?

 

You wrote it didn’t you Kips ?

 

Arsenal manager Unai Emery admits he does not know if the club's summer signings have made the Gunners stronger. (Mirror)

 

Chris Collins: Well that's that settled then. Ceballos will be at City next season.
(Tweet to BBC Football)

Ouch.