The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

BAM! BAM!

 

If Arsenal play 3 at the back, then Luiz will do a job for them.
Its not a signing thats gonna turn the tide and make them title contenders, but he provides something they were lacking, a leader in the first third of the pitch.
I think Arsenal have done pretty well in the window to be honest. They certainly have a better squad now than they did last season.

 

No. We've already got Rose and Davies. We signed a talented youth player.
Didn't you just sign nobody, because you cheated?

 

No, they signed 2 players despite cheating.

 

Trouble is, so do their competitors, Everton and Wolves, as well as those teams that are going to finish above them.

5th could be a pipe dream for them, this season; and 6th is going to be a struggle.

 

2? They kept Kovacic, but who's the other one? Not having Luiz?

 

We signed more players than Liverpool did, despite having a transfer ban

 

Pulisic, we signed him before the ban kicked in though, probably because we knew it was coming

 

Luvvy is going to be fuming when he reads this.

 

We just beat you in the end getting 3 in.

 

Well no because it's wrong.

 

See.

Incandescent.

 

You signed him last season and loaned him out, like the other 5,000 players on your books.
I remember because we had to play against the ****er twice and I was sure he was going to score.

 

I thought you signed Adrian and that ginger defender? Who else did you get?

 

Some Chav kid from Fulham.

 

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Andy Carroll's son?

 

He looks an absolute cock to be honest.
What a ****ing melt!

That Top knot! and the shaved bit on his eyebrow too, jesus ****ing christ, what a ****

 

Bookmarked.

 

Oh yes, there's a vid out there of him doing a mong impression of Harry Kane. He's apologised.