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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Magpie Fozz

    Magpie Fozz Well-Known Member

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    The Moon is drifting away from the Earth a centremetre each year because Cheik Tiote uses it for shooting practice.
     
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    Magpie Fozz, Feb 5, 2011
  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Cheik Tiote scores from any distance!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 5, 2011
  3. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Hay, now, hear what we say oh, wow, you better stay pow, pow, don't run away we need you daddy T.
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Feb 5, 2011
  4. Hadaway n shite

    Hadaway n shite New Member

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    This is the best thread ive ever read in my life

    Crying

    Then god said " Let there be Cheik Tiote"
     
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    Hadaway n shite, Feb 5, 2011
  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Cheick doesnt go to church on Sunday. The church comes to him to say thanks
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 5, 2011
  6. Newcastle Ninja

    Newcastle Ninja New Member

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    When Cheick Toite scores a goal, Sunderland instantly let one in
     
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    Newcastle Ninja, Feb 5, 2011

  7. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Hahaha class. Mm yeah
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Feb 5, 2011
  8. The mighty DeBOOSHy

    The mighty DeBOOSHy Active Member

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    Physicists have studied Chiek Tiote's goal, and confirmed that Szczesny was infact lucky to get nowhere near it as it would have taken his hand clean off.
     
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    The mighty DeBOOSHy, Feb 6, 2011
  9. expat_mag

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    Shouldn't that be

    Then Cheik Tiote said "Let there be God"
     
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    expat_mag, Feb 6, 2011
  10. Sultan Of Swing

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    Cheik Tiote is the reason why Waldo's hiding.
     
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    Sultan Of Swing, Feb 6, 2011
  11. ClaytonToon

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    I'mm glad he changed his mind on this one!
     
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    ClaytonToon, Feb 6, 2011
  12. Wise James

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    is it a bird, no

    is it a plane, no

    is it tiote????, no

    Its tiote running away with the goal that made ir 4-4

    HOWWWWAAAYYY THE TOOOON
     
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    Wise James, Feb 6, 2011
  13. Speedo

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    I forgot, he is all powerful, but that doesn't mean he uses max power at all times. Just where necessary.


    I Sit Next to a Badger, sticky this thread.
     
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    Speedo, Feb 6, 2011
  14. Aldridge_Prior

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    There used to be no seasons until Cheik Tiote kicked the Earth off-axis.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Feb 6, 2011
  15. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    As a tribute to Tiote, this thread will be a sticky for the next week.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 7, 2011
  16. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Tiote didnt get red carded for the foul against Stevenage.

    The ref was scared that Cheick would read his mind and reveal a dark secret to the world
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 7, 2011
  17. harryf

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    chieck tiote doesnt sleep, he waits
     
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    harryf, Feb 7, 2011
  18. Wein14

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    Chiek Tiote doesn't do volleys, but if he did... Wait... He did, and it was the probably the best volley in the world!
     
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    Wein14, Feb 7, 2011
  19. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Cheick Tiote makes balls disappear, then appear in the back of the net for 4-4.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Feb 7, 2011
  20. steviemac14

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    Cheik Tiote once fought God, who won I hear you ask? While people have spent years trying to find God, Cheik Tiote has been on a perpetual lap of honour round the globe.
     
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    steviemac14, Feb 7, 2011
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