Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

Could be a him, could be a her, could be a they, we’ve had all sorts on here!!

 

Not manic at all...

 

Danny Rose has reportedly left Watford's training ground

...although as it's talkBALLS reporting it, it's worth asking if we even have a player named Danny Rose

 

Just need some gender neutral binary code prat to finish the set.

 

I understand that the fee for Lo Celso is agreed, so we’ll get an extension to finish the paperwork.

 

Marquee signing is Zhe (from China) .

 

According to Sky (via Hotspur Related) we'll announce Sessegnon when they confirm Onomah

...why?

 

I think that they're just doing photoshoots and the like with Lo Celso and Sessegnon:

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Deals can be agreed at 5pm and you can put in for a two hour extension for paperwork to get sorted.
This will drag on for a little longer.

 

All done. Let's have a look at what you could have won ...

 

If Lo Celso turns into one of the now famous ‘we tried, but just couldn’t get it done in time’ sagas, I’m very liable to go full on Raul Moat!

 

Still no news

 

Haha, 1 incredibly lucky guess. (Still no idea how they did that).

Since then, utter tosh!

 

So we know Sess is done...

But the big question is on GLC

 

That lucky guess has got them over 3,000 followers. Twitter is mad.

 

Rose?

 

I have no doubt Sessegnon and Lo Celso are done. Too much talk for them not to be.
If so, it’s been a pretty good window.

However, it Eriksen leaves, I don’t think we’re stronger over all. We really needed Dybala or Fernandes to cancel out Eriksen’s departure, IMO.

Is it too much to hope we’ve done an insanely late deal?