Suggestion: just stand up and shout "CHIEF, CHIEF, CHIEF, CHIEF, CHIEF" until he responds "HODDLE IS A GOD, IS THAT YOU?!". No one will think that's weird.
HIAG’s getting filled in. Chief has stitched him up like a right kipper. All them times he called him Chef... go easy on him mate.
You’ll be the one sat in the corner draining your toenails and asking for a cheese and pickle sandwich in Italian.
Chiefs just banged him out cold face down in his double spam and chips for saying Ollie is strapped to the wheel.