Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

I’ve just seen a headline;

Arsenal braced for an improved offer

Braced ffs? braced! They’ll be rolling round the office floor pissing themselves that we’ve lobbed £30m down and praying that we ring back after they stifled their sniggering when turning down our first offer.

Why do you keep doing this to me Everton? Utter bastards.

 

@Tobes i not sure i can work out which is funnier
a) you bidding £30m for Iwobi
b) Arsenal turning it down
c) you thinking of improving the offer

Up till now this has been a boring window for us but suddenly it has brightened up.

 

We’ve even got you lot laughing at us, and you’ve bought no one

 

The desperation in this window to be like Liverpool is great...

I'm watching from a far with a Cuban.

 

oi yes we have



unfortunately it is some obnoxious 16 year old gobshite whose parents should have slapped some sense before now .

 

just thought
Welbeck is available on a free mate

 

He's off to Watford

 

What's his name?

 

Everton could slap in an offer with better terms

 

@Matth_2014 we're all talking transfers in here bru.

 

and wasps

 

Apart from Tobes, who was gyrating apparently.

 

Juan.

 

He's currently on twatter telling everyone he hates coppers

Starting to warm to him tbh

 

Eggy Roberts is our mate.

 

They’re saying we’re trying for Sideshow Bob now ffs.

I think Brands might have had a stroke.

Either that or Klopp has nicked his mobile ffs.

 

He's good in the dressing room fam....

 

Makes sense

 

Taste the salt.