My only beef with this issue is that the police don’t go far enough. If you’re going to do a gig like the Notting Hill carnival you need quality. The cops should hire in some professional acrobats and do the job properly, with mid-air splits, cartwheels, and double-tuck backflips. Dress them up in the uniform, complete with taser and pepper spray. Once that **** hits the media, our boys in blue would be revered throughout the world.
Mandatory dance classes for all of the dibbles, if you can't moonwalk GTFO!! Let's face it if people are getting upset at a few old bill dancing at a carnival they need a ****ing a truncheon stuck up their arse in the hope of getting the rat out of it. On a scale of concerns within the police force this has to be, well not on there. Like it's been said it's community interaction and relations which can only be a good thing.
That's a good thing we didn't have the restraints that civ pol have. Oops my dog got a bit close and took a chunk out of yer arm never mind pop to the medical centre tomorrow.
As well as.... Chip van entrepreneur, Ice cream van magnet and a used car salesman who doesn’t work weekends. I’m all of them apparently. #deepundercover
