New signing today

Easily could be. The picture is so bad quality I can't even tell if he has that stupid beard whilst Mick reckons he has his DOB and the address of his salon. My eyesight must be terrible.

 

Oh I don't mean the pretence I mean the persona. There's mileage in it.

 

Sidebe has a beard

 

His hair grew back bloomin' quickly

 

Its not jetro

 

Does he also have a perfect vertical line separating quarter of the left of his face from the rest of his head. That sort of distinguishing feature should be easy to track down.

 

I see shadow, could be hair. Look don't get me wrong I hope it IS someone else.

 

And the largest ear i have ever seen in my life

 

Its dracula

 

So basically we're looking for some kind of freak looking, disfigured faced, warped featured, elephant man who is also a footballing star?

Does Frank Ribery have a black brother?

 

Yes hes called djribrel sidebe

 

Its got to be him it looks exactly like him

 

I tell you what if im right on this ill never stop reminding you all

 

I'll grant you, that hairline is a perfect fit.

 

Focus on the left side of his face ... the shape of his shoulders and his gangly legs

 

Media outlets are convinced he is going to Everton to the extend that it sounds a done deal. Obviously it means nothing until he seen holding their shirt - maybe we have him!!!!

Or probably not - fingers crossed you're right. It would be nice to have a back up if Manquillo gets injured.

 

Still think that Porto lad

 

Hes loic remeyd everton

 

Shall we do a poll?

 

For us?