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how does this man keep his job ?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Freddd, Sep 15, 2011.

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  1. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    “Last week, Lawro got two results right”

    10 matches. Three possible outcomes per match. 2 right.

    Picking them at random would do better. Picking them at random but remembering that Man U frequently win would give you double that score.
     
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  2. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    He thinks Blackburn will draw with Arsenal. He is clearly clueless.
     
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  3. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    This.
     
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    Do you mean 'BBC Sport football expert Mark Lawrenson' *


    * As seen on the BBC website
     
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  5. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    i got 8 out of 10 in the predo league last week can i have his job (without the having to fondle Alan hansen perk)
     
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  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Wow!

    You must be top of the league!

    Oh wait... <laugh>
     
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  7. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    top scorer though
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    .......damn you and your changing tactics,wonder who i'm up against this week
     
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  8. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Already posted my predictions.

    You're playing aginairrr.
     
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  9. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    **** <laugh>
     
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  10. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Lawro is a clueless ****
     
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  11. Amnesiac

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    I've got more predictions right in one week than he has this season.
     
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  12. MagpieMuzz

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    He's terrible but he has to stay because he almost always predicts us to lose or draw and is wrong most of the time
     
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    Lawrenson is one of the most complete charlatans I have ever seen, the man has quackery mastered into an art form.
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I've never been able to stand the sight or sound of him and even at the cost of losing him predicting us to lose ( which is like a lucky rabbits foot to us ) I couldn't see the back of him too soon.
     
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    Do you think he's maybe giving somebody at the Beeb more than football predictions? He looks the type.
     
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    Ha. last week was pretty easy. Almost won my first accumulator of the season last week it was that easy. Only fulham drawing let me down.

    He's useless. He even says he is useless. But yet BBC insist on doing the Lawro's predictions. It'll be Dixon soon..............
     
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    I hate him with a passion. If anyone has watched Peter Kay, his 'Uncle Knobhead' reference is particularly apt for Lawro. Really annoys me that he gets paid for opinions, but chooses to sit around looking smug and dressing like an idiot whilst throwing out awful jokes instead of providing analysis. He's the archetypal bellend!
     
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    A mass protest to the Beeb about wasting license payers money on the ugly ignorant ignoramus?
     
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  19. skalpel

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    This is so true <laugh>. The man is a disgusting piece of slime who you never fails to make you shudder the second you see him. From his voice, which makes him sound like a greasy suburban nightvision photographer, to the way he sits back cross legged in his MOTD armchair as though he owns the place. Awful individual.
     
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    A mass march to London with 'Lawro Out' banners?
     
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