Dont You Just Hate Weekends Like These?

I hate weekends when everyone else is playing and we have to wait until Sunday or in this case Monday for our game! The next best thing to watching your team play is sitting down on the sofa on a Saturday afternoon and watching Soccer Saturday with the scores coming in. Its just not the same though when Town aren't playing because no matter how dramtatic the score lines you just can't get excited. I always have this buzz of excitement or dread (mostly dread!) when I'm not watching Town but following the score on Soccer Saturday!

So another god awful boring Saturday awaits! Yipee thank you bleeding SKY!

 

Do you know what, JWM? You're turning into a right old moaning Minnie!!

 

I blame it on my farmers Dave, they're playing me up something rotten!

 

I agree it's not as exciting. Although fantasy football, a few one pound accumulators and a pot of tea can make it a pleasurable afternoon.

 

TEA??? TEA??? That's a woman's drink, like port and lemon

 

A good mug of builders is as manly as a drink can get... We don’t all drink green tea like Delia!

 

Whisky, man, that's what you want, good, old fashioned, single malt whisky!

 

Yeah Dave, port and lemon is for girls - that's why I always stick to the brandy and babysham........

 

Pernod & Black

One thing you will never hear Dave Say "It's my round next lads!"

 

I remember Fred Elliot in Corrie always used to ask for a 'Scotch and threat' - what the hell is that?

 

Here's your Scotch now **** off before I burn your house down and rape your wife!

Well it is based in Manchester!

 

You'd want to rape the wife BEFORE you burnt the house down, it'd get too bloody hot otherwise

 

You must have a lot of land to require more than one farmer!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So that's what you get up to of an evening Dave!

Watching Corrie with a Scotch and Threat!

I'm a Shameless man myself!

 

I must admit, every time I see Frank Gallagher, I think of you!

 

I can you imagine you being a Fred Elliott, I say Fred Elliott! Kinda fella!

 

Johnnywarksmoustache do you still have any contact with Leo Muff???????????

 

Not for ages! How's Victoria?

 

Sweet ,sharp and riddled with maggots.....