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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    Hello Loiner, old chum. Well I believe having healthy hair is very important so I buy good shampoo and use conditioner too. I have very soft yet still quite thick hair. Not curly at all and very dark. I dont have it too long though, just the right length. I look a bit like dodger from hollyoaks people say.
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    I saw him the other day, he is actually a spelling teacher. He wants to see you and help out with your spelling of delusional. <ok>
     
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  4. Dave the Rave

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    Holty - hows about you post a picture of yourself? <ok>

    <handshandy>
     
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  5. LFC1962

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    If you're that good why the **** are you on this website everyday talking ****?

    I see you're 19 years old <laugh>

    Shouldn't you be out playing with friends.

    ****ing loser.
     
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  6. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    I enjoy football and just because I'm fantastically handsome and great all round guy doesn't mean I don't get bored when doing an admin job and want to write here instead. Although tat could be affected now Im the eye candy at Jack wills instead. Plus the banter is funny from some people and a good read. When theres nothing else to do it can be fun to chill in front of a bit of hollyoaks or the only way is essex and go on here!

    If anybody can guess what generally the girls say is my most attractive feature/sexiest you win a prize.
     
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  7. LFC1962

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    Intelligence??

    Something you lack in abundance <ok>
     
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  8. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    The back of you as you walk away.

    <vomit>
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You do know Jack Wills clothing is ****e? It's for fat rich people <ok>

    People with fashion sense don't go to Jack Wills and shop at House of Fraser you mug.
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    whole lot of holt has gone up in my estimation

    nice fishing rod <ok>

    keeps reeling them in without a hint of breaking
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Going up in the estimations of a big bag of ****e isn't really much to write home about now, is it?
     
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  12. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    No Tina, although I do have a good bum. It is actually my big eyes and in particular my eyelashes that are very prominent and long for a guy. Apparently they can turn a girl weak at the knees.

    SaintsForTheWin - Jack Wills is very cool actually, although I dont personally wear that sort of clothes. More of a simple approach from me, jeans, converse shoes and a simple plain T-shirt to accentuate my great body. Always have a bit of stubble too. Although not too much so it looks scruffy.
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    He's got in a Brazilian style !
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Don't copy me with stubble. I'm just not a fan of JW clothing as too many ****ish uni students wear it <ok>
     
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  16. CanariesSoccer

    CanariesSoccer Well-Known Member

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    WLOH used to play football for Norwich but was tragically struck down with a career ending injury, I think it's that chip on the shoulder which has made him work hard and land himself a good job.

    Why can't you all just be happy for him?
     
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  17. Sam Axe

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    And I have been offered a job testing beer for a well known brewery <doh>
     
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  18. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

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    no ;)
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> **** me you're funny!
     
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  20. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Cheers canariessoccer, forgot you knew about the old academy days.
     
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